Ahoy there sailors! If the vision of a private luxury yacht sets your heart aflutter, just wait until we introduce you to the staff.

Designed especially for hens party celebrations, this private boat cruise combines champagne, million dollar views and... topless seamen.

Your unlimited food and beverage package is served by the finest and friendliest shirtless pirates on the southern seas.

Above deck, there’s space for dancing, party games, or sunbathing if that’s more your style.

And the premium on-board sound system means you’ll have a memorable soundtrack for all your sexy sailing adventures.